The island is just a short swim from the beach where fat people are suntanning and eating ice cream?
Rescue is on its way?
The island is surrounded by fresh water and an unmanned cargo ship full of gourmet dehydrated foods ran aground just before he arrived.
He is already dead and the island is his own purgatory.
He has a helicopter of course.
Yes he does, I saw it. As I flew past. Don't try bullshitting Pegasuss.