A man says he Jesus... How would you crack the code of an imposter?

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He needs to wash my feet in water containing 5000 fish, whilst levitating.

That would be a good start.

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SolFeather	Posted Jul 29th, 2009 at 7:01AM Easy. Give the guy a big bottle of water and say 'Dude - pinot gris...like right ******* now!!' Rated: +5Vote for this!
underconstruction	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 9:37PM Many men are named Jesus and they are not impostors. That happens to be their first name. I am pretty sure the Jesus you are referring to, the real one, has come many times , under different names in different places. Hard to tell where he will turn up next. Rated: +5Vote for this!
AshMeadow	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 11:19AM By asking him to show me some form of I.D : ) Kidding, kidding. Rated: +2Vote for this!
CorneaGenii	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 1:37PM Well, given what Mat said in the Good Book, if he's dressed like a sheep and selling bad fruit, or babbling about fruit, or eating Fruit Loops, I'll know he's not the real deal. Rated: +1Vote for this!
geenpunchbuggie	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 1:32PM uh, jesus is dead. so they would all be imposters! Rated: +1Vote for this!
AngelsTears	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 10:43AM Some random dude that claims to be Jesus is NOT Jesus! Jesus will not just randomly broadcast himself like that. Beware false prophets... He said that for a reason.... Rated: +1Vote for this!
KittenHasaWhip	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 10:47AM I'd throw him out of a boat and if he walked on water, I'd know!! Rated: +1Vote for this!
Coyotegray	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 10:53AM Jesus is dead dear - long time now. Not sure why a person with enough brains to type out the question (sort of) needs to ask it in the first place. Rated: +1Vote for this!
PhysicalWreck	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 10:54AM Put a cross in front of his face and see if he gets flashbacks. Rated: +1Vote for this!
wanderlust	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 11:00AM Charles Manson says he is Jesus...do we really NEED proof that he's not? Rated: +1Vote for this!
lunammn	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 11:02AM Ask for his drivers license. I KNOW many "Jesus(es)." Mexico and most Latin America has tons of them. Ha, ha, ha....! Rated: +1Vote for this!
intrepidtraveler	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 11:07AM I like underconstruction's answer best. can't add a thing. Rated: +1Vote for this!
BadPuppy	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 11:55AM Ask him if Christianity got it right in the end. If he says yes, he is an imposter. Rated: +1Vote for this!
BloodWrath	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 12:58PM D 1 who doesn't go by d books or d deeds Rated: +1Vote for this!
shf84	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 2:52PM Could be hard the first "Jesus" was an imposter and look what he got away with. Rated: +1Vote for this!
Duckgirl	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 5:37PM Thomas asked him to show proof he was crucified. That is one thought. Ask to put your finger in the nails prints in his wrist like doubting Thomas. That has been long ago. Id treat him with respect. Truth has to come out eventually. Rated: +1Vote for this!
emrldpeeps	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 7:46PM Being as I am Jewish he would have to pass the test from the Torah if he did then he would be our savior if not just another front man... Rated: +1Vote for this!
nomedeplume	Posted Jul 29th, 2009 at 5:42AM If someone said to me his name was John, I wouldn't be cracking a code of imposterism, often whensomeone says their name you say 'pleased to meet you?' some people are still named Jesus (Madonna bedded one, as far as I remember) Rated: +1Vote for this!

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