Sitting behind the bar is a monkey on a stool. The man asks the bartender "Hey what's up with the monkey?" The bartender says.... "Watch this." He grabs a stick, and smacks the monkey over the head. The monkey jumps off the stool screaming runs around, jumps back on the stool and starts to blow the bartender. The bartender says, "Hey you wanna try it?" The guy says, "Sure, but don't hit me as hard as you hit the monkey!"
JoeDiablo 36-40, M 5 Answers 1 Jun 22, 2012
Was it a gay bar?
Got to remember this one.
thought ou were gonna say and the monkey asked have you pooped today
LMAO That guy wasn't YOU, was he? lol