A man walks into a bar.......(and asks about the monkey.)
Sitting behind the bar is a monkey on a stool. The man asks the bartender "Hey what's up with the monkey?" The bartender says.... "Watch this." He grabs a stick, and smacks the monkey over the head. The monkey jumps off the stool screaming runs around, jumps back on the stool and starts to blow the bartender. The bartender says, "Hey you wanna try it?" The guy says, "Sure, but don't hit me as hard as you hit the monkey!"