you could never annoy us dear
Punch her. Girls can fight girls XD
mute and carry on with my business without her.
I am never annoyed by sweet ladies.
bid her good day as you have so many other things to do
I have had this happen. I keep a list of excuses for getting away from people, since I have a social phobia. I have a headache, I have an appointment, I left dinner cooking in my oven, I have a date, my car is due at the shop for a tuneup, I'm expecting company at my house, I have a computer conference. If I feel like being sarcastic, I'll just say 'you are annoying, I have to go paint my nails.' :)
ask her out "may i kiss you?", i hope that will annoy her.
Threaten to file a restraining order.
I modify how I interpret her actions
Scuse me for just a second, I'll brb. *never comes back*
*while walking away thinks about this and returns ten minutes later*
say rude things to her using a really nice and sarcastic voice. she'll get the hint.