Send a porcupine in first :)
I forgot about those critters, but who is going to clean up the quills ?
I think beautifulbliss42 :D
Okay I'll get right on that. :)
I will stomp my feet on the balloons :)
Pellet gun would do the trick.
How about a room full of rabid chipmunks ?
Have you ever tried sitting o them? It takes a few bounces, but they eventually pop!
Sit on them two or more at a time depending on ... Size
Jump, stomp and nail pop them. Lot of pleasure. Is that something you would like to do?
Lay on them naked
I'll just sit on them all these other ways are for lazy, boring people.
I'd carry my cat around upside down over my head.