A person with a lot of time on his hands. Just be glad that all he had was ten fingers.
Nine is the only number that scans and rhymes with nine. I've never understood the bird thing. You could keep hold of the one and try to catch another with the other hand.
you are a sandwich short of a picnic.
Lets keep it non fictional ....
I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer.
Good advice thank you :)
Either someone wise or someone that learned the hard way.