A cracker with kielbasa and cheddar singing stupid carols.
I gave my dad a high five and watched arthur christmas. I guess I'm a grown man who delivers presents...
I touched my cat last and *technically* I last watched Mario jump around superly in SMG on my TV screen so...
I'm Mario in a kitty tanooki suit? Or a Super Kitty that tries to save the princesses and princes?
Apparently, I'm a computer cartoon character.
missed that part. I'd be a cartoon egg then.