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A duck walks into a grocery store, walks up to the person behind the counter in the produce section, and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” Although taken aback, the grocery worker answers, “No, I’m sorry, we’re fresh out today.” Looking downcast, the duck walks out. A minute later, the same duck walks back in and again asks, “Do you have any grapes?” The worker replies, “Same as before, sorry, no grapes.” The duck walks out dejected. A minute later, the duck walks back in and asks again, “Do you have any grapes?” By now, the worker is really irritated. “No! We DON'T have any grapes! If you ask me again, I’m going to nail your feet to the floor!” The duck walks out. A minute later, the duck walks back in. “Do you have any nails?” asks the duck. “Um, no, I’m sorry, we don’t have any nails,” is the answer. “Do you have any grapes?
lifeisatest lifeisatest 22-25, M 7 Answers Aug 25 in Doing Good

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That got a laugh out of me! That was pretty damn funny!

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lol, I am barely containing myself right now!

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So a priest, a Rabbi, and a three legged dog walk into a bar, and the bartender says.............................................
"WHAT IS THIS??? SOME KIND OF JOKE???"

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lol, love that one too!

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songdrops made this into an animation xD

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Duck Song.

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seen a similar variation before. didn't really laugh the first time, somewhat amusing tho

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So it's a duck who asks the same question "do you have any grapes?" Over and over again. And once the employer gets annoyed and tells him "I'll nail you to the floor" he leaves but ask a minute later "if he has nails" he says no. so he keeps on with his original question....how is that funny, again?

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Remember apparently he's being annoying as hell...so I don't understand the joke.

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I think that kind of is the joke- that he's just being annoying. For me- I think the, "...or I'll NAIL your feet to the floor!" is funny

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Okay, yeah, that part is a little humorous. But the rest, is just cruel.

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it IS a joke, and it IS a duck- a big part of the humor is the absurdity

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Funny.

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