Does this make my butt look big.....be honest!
This is one of these questions you should never verbally answer. What you should actually do is go over to her, brush the hair from her eyes, stroke her cheek, take her chin and then just kiss her and then you pat yourself down and say "Where are the car keys".
You will go far in your love life, Ket. Instead of a comment, that should be a best answer! You rock!
"Trousers off please?"
Sure...I'll go to the Apple store and you go to wherever.... =)
Where's my *******?
Call me Frank
Mother is here
Bend over, darling