I'll give you an aspirin for your headache. You should have your own bat. If you don't have one, try for a rolling pin or an umbrella. (I didn't tell you any of this.)
I will bring over a good bottle wine and let the ruckus inside take care of itself.
Do you want Nerf Bat original.. or Nerf Bat enhanced... with an iron bar in it?
I'll bring a yard stick and a riot shield
Aluminum or wood?
Sneak out and flick the main switch in the fuse box. Works a treat.
What kind of remedy is that, eye of newt, wing of bat, tail of lizzard???
a bottle of wine will make you feel happy...:)
Don't use a bat. Pretend to pass out and hope they will stop. If not, your family is like mine. Don't give a sh*t.
What direction can i throw it in?
Lol ..:-) you seem to cope well x
sounds like my family around holiday time
Are you going to use the bat on your mother in law?
What size do you swing? Metal or wood?
you said wood LOL!