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All h ell has broke out at my house tonight can you bring me a bat please I need to cure my headache?

lmao...My family has LOST it...


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17 Answers to "All h ell has broke out at my house tonight can you bring me a bat please I need to cure my headache?"

  1. WildSpectrumArts - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by WildSpectrumArts Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:29PM

    I'll give you an aspirin for your headache. You should have your own bat. If you don't have one, try for a rolling pin or an umbrella. (I didn't tell you any of this.)

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  2. vickieprince - 51-55 years old - female

    Reply by vickieprince Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:35PM

    lmao

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  3. jatpack3 - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by jatpack3 Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:24PM

    I will bring over a good bottle wine and let the ruckus inside take care of itself.

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  4. vickieprince - 51-55 years old - female

    Reply by vickieprince Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:26PM

    Now there's a plan...lol

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  5. MikeWinther - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by MikeWinther Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:22PM

    Do you want Nerf Bat original.. or Nerf Bat enhanced... with an iron bar in it?

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  6. ProvidentialParlance - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by ProvidentialParlance Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:21PM

    I'm sure bashing all their heads in will cure your headache, but can you think of some other way to do this? You can't have evidence linked up to you.

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  7. TwattyMcCocknoodles - 22-25 years old

    Posted by TwattyMcCocknoodles Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:21PM

    I'll bring a yard stick and a riot shield

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  8. Manwithabigsmile - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by Manwithabigsmile Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:31PM

    Aluminum or wood?

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  9. Kayakker - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by Kayakker Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:22PM

    On me way KICKS DOOR IN ...WHO WANTS A PIECE OF THIS GRRRRRR... now I run...

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  10. benetal - 70+ years old

    Reply by benetal Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:30PM

    Did somebody say something?

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  11. TrackyDaks - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by TrackyDaks Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:21PM

    Sneak out and flick the main switch in the fuse box. Works a treat.

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  12. phoenixpb - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by phoenixpb Nov 13th, 2012 at 2:15AM

    What kind of remedy is that, eye of newt, wing of bat, tail of lizzard???

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  13. Experienced321 - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by Experienced321 Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:38PM

    .must get a whistle and striped shirt, and *carry a big stick*...lol

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  14. Blondeangelmom - 56-60 years old - female

    Posted by Blondeangelmom Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:27PM

    a bottle of wine will make you feel happy...:)

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  15. vickieprince - 51-55 years old - female

    Reply by vickieprince Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:36PM

    Yep that would do it

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  16. curiousebonybutterfly - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by curiousebonybutterfly Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:25PM

    Don't use a bat. Pretend to pass out and hope they will stop. If not, your family is like mine. Don't give a sh*t.

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  17. benetal - 70+ years old

    Posted by benetal Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:24PM

    What direction can i throw it in?

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  18. Sharkattackbate - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by Sharkattackbate Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:23PM

    Lol ..:-) you seem to cope well x

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  19. vickieprince - 51-55 years old - female

    Reply by vickieprince Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:24PM

    Don't have much of a choice at the moment...lol

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  20. Sharkattackbate - 46-50 years old - female

    Reply by Sharkattackbate Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:24PM

    :-) x

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  21. heywoodaa - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by heywoodaa Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:22PM

    sounds like my family around holiday time

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  22. ZTush - 31-35 years old

    Posted by ZTush Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:21PM

    Are you going to use the bat on your mother in law?

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  23. vickieprince - 51-55 years old - female

    Reply by vickieprince Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:22PM

    lol I don't have in laws thank God

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  24. ZTush

    Reply by ZTush Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:23PM

    lol!

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  25. Kahakai - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by Kahakai Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:21PM

    What size do you swing? Metal or wood?

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  26. heywoodaa - 36-40 years old - male

    Reply by heywoodaa Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:21PM

    you said wood LOL!

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