I'll give you an aspirin for your headache. You should have your own bat. If you don't have one, try for a rolling pin or an umbrella. (I didn't tell you any of this.)
I will bring over a good bottle wine and let the ruckus inside take care of itself.
Do you want Nerf Bat original.. or Nerf Bat enhanced... with an iron bar in it?
I'll bring a yard stick and a riot shield
Sneak out and flick the main switch in the fuse box. Works a treat.
What kind of remedy is that, eye of newt, wing of bat, tail of lizzard???
What direction can i throw it in?
Lol ..:-) you seem to cope well x
sounds like my family around holiday time
Are you going to use the bat on your mother in law?