A hamster. Sure they look cute at first, but they are actually disturbing creatures.
snake, rat or spider lol can't do things that crawl, scurry or slither.
A komodo dragon. If you don't know what that is, it's a large reptile whose saliva makes your flesh rot after it bites you.
a lil chiwawa
any animal that belongs in the wild..
My ex....he is such a dog.