Ha!!! Trick question overweight children do not throw cheetos except in their mouths.
Smack his parent
Open the emergency exit and throw him off the plane
Ask him to stop. If he doesn't, punch him in the temple.
i had a kid spitting on me for some odd reason in the airplane.
I took my cover and asked his mom to do something.
I guess I'll do that again.
I REALLY wanted to )%^%(^*% that kid up though. Thank god for human understanding : )
"Accidentally" spill my drink on him and tell him he will be arrested at his destination.
give the kid my "PISSED OFF MOTHER " look...and if that didn't work (that kid would have to be a tough little nut)...speak to whoever the kid's with.
collect them.. show the parents.. then eat them. X]
Throw them back.
I would politely ask the child to stop because it was bothering me.
Hope he chokes so I can use a drop kick to perform the heimlich maneuver.
I would tell him i feel sorry for him because his parents obviously are lacking in major areas in his upbringing and that I love him.
I would warn him that I have a friend who would make him very sorry for upsetting me...or be very random and quack at him.
Glare at them and probably flip them the bird.
Tell the flight attendant.