Wear a condom seems like appropriate advice.
cant u get public assistance and food stamps or better yet a job in the service industry or hey join the military three hots and a cot isnt so bad plus u get a steady check
"Gay for pay"!
Wrap your weasel.
Don't do it dear, you can't afford bail, let alone an attorney
Unless its gay sex, you won't be making any money.
Lube and condoms...
get buffed and wax yourself?
Viagra,condoms,lube,repeated health checks,aids,and if you plan on servicing women who are bored with their marriages i'd suggest a dental plan as well.
Join the Peace Corps
Or the military.
Ask for help from your local county.
Don't do it. Every friend or family member you have that cares about you at all would be more then happy to take you in until you can get back on your feet. I mean, unless you're, like, way to much to handle. Don't be afraid to ask for help, people would prefer you to ask for their help. On the other hand if this is a joke then yeah wrap your weasel.