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Any Catholics in the house tonight?

A priest and a businessman were playing golf. After playing several holes, the businessman's game takes a turn for the worse.

"Damn, I missed!" he swears, as his ball hits a sand bunker.

The priest is understandably shocked and admonishes the businessman, "Do not swear, my son, you will incur God's wrath."

The next time the businessman fails, he again exclaims, "Damn, I missed!"

The priest gets very angry and scolds him severely, "My son, you place yourself in great jepordy by your words!"

But alas, as the businessman's ball again fails to roll where he wants it to, he yells very loudly, "Damn, I missed!"

Suddenly, a lightning bolt strikes from the clear sky and reduces the priest to a pile of smoldering ash and a booming voice from heaven shouts, "DAMN, I MISSED!"

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groumd59	Posted Oct 2nd, 2009 at 8:44PM no i reached the age of REASON.but that's funny stuff. Rated: +1Vote for this!
softkitti	Posted Oct 2nd, 2009 at 8:46PM :D funny Rated: +1Vote for this!
essendon	Posted Oct 2nd, 2009 at 8:52PM Good one. The businessman was probably holding a one iron. Not even god can hit one of those. Rated: +1Vote for this!
shygirl14	Posted Oct 2nd, 2009 at 8:53PM haha Rated: +1Vote for this!
stillgrieving	Posted Oct 2nd, 2009 at 9:04PM yes, lol very good Rated: +1Vote for this!
sumanitutanka	Posted Oct 2nd, 2009 at 9:30PM Very funny. I like it. Thank You for the giggle. Rated: +1Vote for this!

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