I read stories on line at literotica.
WRITE YOUR OWN.
SEND TO ME.
I'M TOO LAZY. :)
yes, I've got one... a horny woman walks into a bar... the barman asks her, 'are you horny?'... 'yes, I am', she answers... 'let's shag', he says'... 'what about the alligator?' she replies... 'I'll have a dry martini' the alligator says... the end...
yes, I can write short erotic stories. haven't written any in a while though. :)
I'm wayyyyyyyyyyy better at 'doin', than I am at ever telling
pardon moi' mademouselle,, try Walgreens ,,,, lol
I guess there's tons of WalGreens fans huh ,, hahaha
I have posted several erotic stories here on ep . Some fictional & others are from actual steamy, sensual & very erotic experiences i've had. :-)
love erotic stories, read Tom sharpe books and others in second hand shops.
Depends on the subject.... Sometimes I like creating erotic stories :)
Someone somewhere. Not I, though. I just read and listen. >.>
I will consider that a compliment. :D
I am. ;)