"hey. How about me and you go out for some chicken... maybe some sex... you know, see what happens?"

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I admit it. I cheated and did a web search. Here are some I liked.<br />
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Do you believe in love at first sight? If not, I could walk by again.<br />
Is that a tic-tac in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?<br />
Will you light my fire? (No.) Will you light my farts?<br />
That’s last call. Wanna hook up?<br />
Are you into handcuffs and leather?<br />
Do you have a job?<br />
I’ll bet I’ve been married more times than you have!<br />
Aren’t you in therapy?<br />
I’m dyslexic. Fanna Wuck?<br />
So, how many plastic surgeries have you had?

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"Hey baby, can you tell the difference between a penis and a chicken leg? No? Want to go on a pic-nic?"<br />
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This one has a kind of Zen-like quality about it...<br />
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"Listen toots, I'm going to have sex with you tonight....So you might as well be there."<br />
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"Hey good lookin! Want to lock crotches and swap gravy?"<br />
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No? I got nothin...

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Get outta my head and into my bed. ;D

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Those jeans would look great on my floor

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take me drunk, i'm home.

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