You're kidding, right?<br />
Say no to ***********. It's animal cruelty! Find a person to **** instead.
Actually it isn't animal cruelty iiiif:its legal in your state,if you don't use him as a sex toy(hint hint its called a zoophilliac)and have an actuall relationship with him.
Well first you want to realize, that having sex with your dog, is creepy, cruel, wrong, and well, sad. As I write this I hope you're joking, because I can't tell through the internet, when all I see is text, but if you are serious, then I'd seriously seek a therapist, and quite honestly, although I don't recommend this too often, if you need it that bad, find a hooker.
What I said to dat guy up there
go ask at your nearest pshych unit or police station - they have the answers you need.....
Call your humane society or police department. They have seen a lot and will have plenty of suggestions for you.
Go see a phychiatris
********** him, get naked and on your hands and knees, then help him investigate and mount you then stick his penis up to your lubed ******* and stick it in a little. He will then or he won't ever, I'd say!
Yaaaay some one isn't an a** 9, this website
You have to find some way to get the dog to **** your arse - perhaps smear your arse with something the dog will like to lick, get the dog to lick it and gradually encourage it to **** your arse.
It kinda has to feel weird on yo butt tho...
tell him you love him.
I hope your dog is over 18.
If you put a question out there on the internet for just anyone, you have to be ready for just about any kind of answer.
How does your dog feel about this?<br />
I'd suggest one finger to start with, lots of lube and gradually get him used to the idea. Then move on to two fingers, then maybe a slim vibrator, or a succession of different sized butt plugs... but alwways, always, lots of lube. Then when you're both finally ready.... Go see a psychiatrist you sick ****.
i wouldnt recommend it. you could catch some nasty diseases for starters. not to mention the dog may attack you for doing so. plus its just cruel. please find another way to fuel your sexual drive. stick to your own species.
if ya wanna get technical u could get more diseases from our own species than a dog because a dog can't give you any of the 50+ std's that a human could give you. Just sayin