A man in session with psychiatrist said
"Three days ago I was off on a business trip and it finished sooner than I expected. I sent my wife an e-mail telling her that I was coming back early...I drove from the airport, got home, walked up-stairs, and found her in bed with my best friend. How could she do this to me?"
The psychiatrist looked at him blankly and said
"Maybe she didn't get your e-mail."
I once saw a blonde girl and I was like "what do you got bananas on your head or sumthin?" Cuz her hair was all yellow and stuff.
What did the egg say to the boiling pot of water?
nope haha... >>>sorry that I'm a little hard, I just got laid by some chick.