A man in session with psychiatrist said<br />
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"Three days ago I was off on a business trip and it finished sooner than I expected. I sent my wife an e-mail telling her that I was coming back early...I drove from the airport, got home, walked up-stairs, and found her in bed with my best friend. How could she do this to me?"<br />
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The psychiatrist looked at him blankly and said<br />
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"Maybe she didn't get your e-mail."

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