dawnrise dawnrise 31-35, F 5 Answers Feb 2, 2013 in Jokes & Riddles

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A man in session with psychiatrist said

"Three days ago I was off on a business trip and it finished sooner than I expected. I sent my wife an e-mail telling her that I was coming back early...I drove from the airport, got home, walked up-stairs, and found her in bed with my best friend. How could she do this to me?"

The psychiatrist looked at him blankly and said

"Maybe she didn't get your e-mail."

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nope haha... >>>sorry that I'm a little hard, I just got laid by some chick.

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