Anybody got any GOOD jokes?

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Posted by dukeofurl Feb 2nd, 2013 at 5:24PM

A man in session with psychiatrist said

"Three days ago I was off on a business trip and it finished sooner than I expected. I sent my wife an e-mail telling her that I was coming back early...I drove from the airport, got home, walked up-stairs, and found her in bed with my best friend. How could she do this to me?"

The psychiatrist looked at him blankly and said

"Maybe she didn't get your e-mail."

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Posted by NamelessRyan Feb 2nd, 2013 at 4:37PM

I once saw a blonde girl and I was like "what do you got bananas on your head or sumthin?" Cuz her hair was all yellow and stuff.

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Posted by MauveMoss1892 Feb 2nd, 2013 at 4:36PM

What did the egg say to the boiling pot of water?

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Reply by ohmygah Feb 2nd, 2013 at 4:37PM

Chill out?
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Reply by MauveMoss1892 Feb 2nd, 2013 at 4:39PM

nope haha... >>>sorry that I'm a little hard, I just got laid by some chick.
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