A man in session with psychiatrist said<br />
"Three days ago I was off on a business trip and it finished sooner than I expected. I sent my wife an e-mail telling her that I was coming back early...I drove from the airport, got home, walked up-stairs, and found her in bed with my best friend. How could she do this to me?"<br />
The psychiatrist looked at him blankly and said<br />
"Maybe she didn't get your e-mail."
What did the egg say to the boiling pot of water?
nope haha... >>>sorry that I'm a little hard, I just got laid by some chick.