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Kokobeans Kokobeans 18-21, F 3 Answers Jan 22 in Embarrassing & Funny

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Here's one...<br />
Once when I went to the local commuter rail station, I was early and decided to get a newspaper and some coffee. I also bought some Oreo cookies.<br />
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So I took my stuff, and went to a table, but there wasn't a table free, and so I just sat opposite some businessman at his table. He didn't even look up and I set down all my stuff and sat down. This guy looked exactly like the kind of guy who WASNT about to do anything weird.<br />
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I took the center adds out of the paper and set them on my left. My coffee was on my right, and the cookies were in the center of the small table. I sipped my coffee and read the front page for a minute or two.<br />
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After I turned a page, he folded his paper up, set it down, and reached over and opened the oreos, and took one. I heard the crinkling and looked up, and watched him take one cookie AND EAT IT.<br />
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I was amazed, and just stared at him, but he wouldn't catch my glare.<br />
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So I reached over, took a cookie and ate it... kinda loudly. But he still wouldn't look up.<br />
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And then, I couldn't believe it... he reached over again, took another cookie, and ate it. And for just a second our eyes locked. <br />
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I was clearly mad about his obvious THEFT of my cookies, and my eyes said so... so I took another cookie and ate it too.<br />
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This went on, one cookie at a time until he had just taken a cookie, and left only one. I practically lunged for the last cookie before his grubby fingers left the package. I stuffed it in my mouth in one bite, all the while glaring daggers at him.<br />
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So then he got up to go to the train platform. I stayed there for<br />
about 15 more seconds while I chewed and swallowed.<br />
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So then I got up too, grabbed my coffee and picked up the rest of my paper.<br />
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That's when I saw it. It was under the adds from my paper...I froze !<br />
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Under my paper..... was MY unopened package of Oreos.

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