*shakes head* i told you to seek therapy for your sick fetish..........pffft
yes, but i am not for sale. sorry
Mermaids-R-Us, down by the waterfront next to the two Starbucks across the street from each other.
Oh, Ariel? Then try the Disney Store. Unless you mean Ariel the **** star, then you have to head for Eastern Europe
I hear you can get anything on craigs list, even hookers, so a fish hooker might be available
Buy one??? Why dont you just go the ocean and wait for one to come up?
I have one in my Pond. But, beware, there is also a monster in there, protecting her. Last night, that Monster dragged in another Locomotive, and two Combines. He was angry at something. How much do you want to pay for a good Mermaid?