Anyone know where to buy a real mermaid? (alive)
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Posted by ViviChelise Sep 10th, 2010 at 8:33PM
*shakes head* i told you to seek therapy for your sick fetish..........pffft
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Reply by LizardKing Sep 10th, 2010 at 8:27PM
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Posted by lovadub Sep 10th, 2010 at 8:32PM
yes, but i am not for sale. sorry
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Reply by LizardKing Sep 10th, 2010 at 8:30PM
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Posted by ChipmunkErnie Sep 10th, 2010 at 10:53PM
Mermaids-R-Us, down by the waterfront next to the two Starbucks across the street from each other.
Oh, Ariel? Then try the Disney Store. Unless you mean Ariel the **** star, then you have to head for Eastern Europe
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Reply by LizardKing Sep 10th, 2010 at 8:44PM
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Posted by HiPpPiEcHiKcKiE Sep 10th, 2010 at 10:29PM
I hear you can get anything on craigs list, even hookers, so a fish hooker might be available
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Posted by NaturalWoman Sep 10th, 2010 at 9:54PM
Buy one??? Why dont you just go the ocean and wait for one to come up?
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Posted by RojoJeepNut Sep 10th, 2010 at 9:35PM
I have one in my Pond. But, beware, there is also a monster in there, protecting her. Last night, that Monster dragged in another Locomotive, and two Combines. He was angry at something. How much do you want to pay for a good Mermaid?
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Posted by sniperblue Sep 10th, 2010 at 8:25PM
ebay?...............
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Reply by LizardKing Sep 10th, 2010 at 8:26PM
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