I am your friend and you benefit from it already :P
Because i share my sunny personality with you and make you smile :)
Okay but you're the bottom and don't expect a reach around.
Sure! So, do I have to pay your health insurance?
Well, if we friends with benefits means I've got to pick up your benefits.
what kind of benefits are you expecting online..?
Only if we go to the gay bar. I'll go grab my top hat.
If the benefits include babies... Maybe