I wonder it tastes like strawberry.
Well that's because it's all shaken up when it's on your laptop, if you let it settle down it looses weight drastically that's why all those server farms have to be so big, to let it all settle down good and thin. If it was all shaken up it would weigh billions of tons.. true!!
Ah dunno, but supposedly science has been able to weigh a soul.
What is the BMI of your soul? Or, wait...SMI?