Liberace would've had nothing to do with my libido---by mutual agreement.
no but Liberals are feeding my winos.
I suppose someone should...wait, you have winos ? ;)
I rent them out for a few hours at a time to provide you with a "spontaneous" moment of yuletide charity as your family shows up for the Holiday party. He says god bless you and thanks you kindly and walks off to a car waiting a few blocks away. Problem is I use real winos and liberal families are bringing them in and feeding them rather than just giving them a handout. It's costing me money. I can't make any money with well fed and healthy looking bums.
stealing? no. coveting, drooling over, maybe.