yeah i married you in Vegas 2 days ago , you didn't have to be there
I knew you was busy so i took a lifesize cardboard cut out of you to the chapel . you want know what you wore to your wedding ?
Why complicate things with labels?
Your bubble bath awaits my queen.
I thought your husband was fixing the website...lol I can not have an affair with a married woman. Oh ok maybe i could...
Oh sure that what all cheating wives say to guy they are trying to pick up...lol
As long as my wife doesn't find out. :)
idk...18 - 21 and 70+ is a hugee gap
Soon, I have the chocolates. =P
We can be partners in crime. Just go with the plan.
by the powers vested in the EP masterminds.....so be it
no, but i'll lend you my blue sunglasses if you let me have your red ones
What time is it?
Yippy. So then yes.
All we have to do is consummate our marriage...
I think that means we have to share a bowl of clear soup!
Not that I'm aware of….but perhaps we could be someday.
what, did my number come up already?