The big bad wolf avoids me.
No I have a tazer
No, I make Red Riding Hood feel ashamed. I destroy all big bad wolves.
nay, that's one o' my spirit animals!
I breathe fire, cast out angels & demons, and killed my own guardian. Still think the big bad wolf can take me? No, I'm the one the big bad wolf runs from when I decide to have my weekly desert.
I AM the big bad wolf
he is me