define CW then i'll answer

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Goto YouTube and search for s3xy pool party. Change the 3 to an e.

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i'm pretty sure i know what will b in that video.
but seriously whhat does it stand for?

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No you don't. It's actually a very funny video. It would be considered work safe.

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I am radio hot.

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I have a voice for print.

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I have the body for minimalism.
your move kitty.

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I got turned down at McDonalds for being under qualified.

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Nice. People in the trailer park call me white trash.

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I went to the dentist and he asked me if I took meth. I said no, but he swore I did.

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I picked up a hooker and she started crying and went straight.

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I go to weight watchers to pick up women and I still come home alone.

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I left a sock on my door and my roommate left a note that said "Yeah Right"

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I went to take matters into my own hands and my hands turned me down.

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That sucks. When I was born, my mother thought she ate a bad breakfast burrito.

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I went to the doctor to get an exam, the doctor went to check for a hernia and asked if I was a woman.

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(I want to add that you are totally awesome, now back to the action...) My kids got me condoms for fathers day.

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Thanks. Stretching the mind a bit here.
Went on a blind date and her hands said I wasn't her type.

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Nicely done. I bought my wife some flowers and she said are you FINALLY dying.

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I got a letter from my local sheriffs department asking if I would stop running red lights. My face was ruining the cameras.

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Ouch. I got kicked out of World of Warcraft for being to much of a dweeb.

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I got kicked off the subway for scaring the children.

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I got kicked of the children for scaring the subway.

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You can do better than that.
I went to a party and was told it wasn't a masquerade party.

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(just thought it was cute).
I drew a self -portrait. It is called forever_alone.jpg

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I inspired the TV show The Biggest Loser. They then made it a show about weight loss.

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Not good. I went to iTunes and they will only allow me to download Nickelback.

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When I played hide and go seek, no one ever looked for me.

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Every time it gets hot my mom tells me to go wait in the car.

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My friends use me as a wing man.

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I went to get a haircut and the girl said, "it won't help"

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I went to donate ***** and was told it wasn't a good idea.

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I went to match.com and ended up at the website for the zoo.

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I bought my massage therapist some gifts.
Blindfold, gloves, and a Ferrari.

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Good call. Birds leave my car alone, but poop on me.

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Went to the doctor for a prostate exam. Told him wrong end.

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I had a similar problem. I went to get circumsized, but there wasn't enough to work with.

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I missed the s3x Ed class about putting condoms on. Teacher said I didn't need to worry about it.

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I called the suicide hotline and they put me on hold.

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