Too much booze.
Yes, because my life is full of mystery right now, and I celebrate being together as well as the natural processes.
nope;I'm going to see my family for the holidays.
my Master is back on the road so whenever i can find a suitable strong sexy man to put up the outside lights on the house, and get him to get the tree out of storage for me, i will get around to it. Anyone sexy men want to help ;)