i want a unicorn hat... but i have a horse one... i can tape a cone to it ^-^
No, but I believe Dr. Seuss may know of a cat that is jealous of it!
Can I pet it?
I've petted things that made worse noises
A fire ant
Oh, is that a hat? I thought you got your head stuck in a garbage can!
Yes, it makes my propeller beanie look sick in comparison.
No, I've got my own.