Aren't mosquitoes really vampires?

Asked By: freeed 61-65, M 1 year ago

I mean has any vampire ever been swatted flat? Maybe that's another way to dispatch them.

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Posted by HardCOCKforYOU 1 Dec 18th, 2011 at 7:33PM

i guess something thousands of times the size of a vampire could squash it flat with nominal effort.

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Reply by freeed Dec 19th, 2011 at 6:32PM

Hmm. Ya know, that's probably why human vampires don't ever get squashed.
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Reply by HardCOCKforYOU Dec 19th, 2011 at 7:59PM

add some dinosaurs in the mix...
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Posted by dugaauru Dec 18th, 2011 at 7:51PM

edward's a mosquito? no wonder hes so annoying

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Reply by freeed Dec 19th, 2011 at 6:26PM

he's not alone...mosquitoes swarm.
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Posted by Ambivilent Dec 18th, 2011 at 7:43PM

why those little bastards!

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Reply by freeed Dec 19th, 2011 at 6:28PM

Totally accurate. Never once have I seen a mosquito at the altar [except to bite].
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Posted by blingblogbloop Dec 18th, 2011 at 7:36PM

No because they are not seductive n sexy n stuff :P

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Reply by meteorite Dec 18th, 2011 at 7:39PM

hehe :D
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Reply by freeed Dec 19th, 2011 at 6:29PM

True. How can a mosquito say "Looook into my eyyyes".
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Posted by meteorite Dec 18th, 2011 at 7:34PM

LOL@..."YES"...ittybitty vampires named Edward, Bella...and....Dracula.

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Reply by freeed Dec 19th, 2011 at 6:31PM

Who the heck IS this Edward? An Aussie? [see dugaauru]
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Posted by FlowersNButterflies Dec 18th, 2011 at 10:01PM

No, as long as the sunlight doesn't incinerate them, they don't qualify. Besides, they have that long blood-sucky tube and no vampire teeth. Sorry, it just doesn't fit! (LOL!)

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Reply by freeed Dec 19th, 2011 at 6:33PM

Sunlight does separate them, but couldn't a human vampire without teeth use a straw?
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Reply by FlowersNButterflies Dec 19th, 2011 at 9:22PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Posted by Spitbak Dec 18th, 2011 at 7:41PM

Anything that takes your blood are vampires!!Be very aware of the ones that bite and leave you with the mutating virus that will,in due time,drain your bdy,kill and mutate you.Your dead remains will mutate into giant bugs and you will,your mind will,live like you never died but you will not be you but a bloodsucking bugger!!!BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!

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Reply by freeed Dec 19th, 2011 at 6:35PM

Sure, with all that fur a mosquito can't get at your neck through you can talk trash.
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Posted by David73187 Jan 3rd, 2012 at 12:33AM

No, even though they drink Blood Mosquitos are not vampires. Vampires are Undead creatures that live forever and are hard to kill. LOL..But I think you are right, if you smashed a vampire flat it might kill them. Well, it depends on who's vampire you're reading about. LOL

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