As a lady and her husband passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, they heard a strange noise coming from the bedroom
Opening the door, they observed her daughter with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?'The daughter replied: Mum, Dad I'm 35years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband, go away and leave me alone.
A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.
The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy
The wife asked: What the f... are you doing?
THE HUSBAND REPLIED: 'I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY SON-IN-LAW