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Opening the door, they observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?'The daughter replied: Mum, Dad I'm 35years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband, go away and leave me alone. A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy The wife asked: What the f... are you doing? THE HUSBAND REPLIED: 'I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY SON-IN-LAW
NedKelly1 NedKelly1 56-60, M 11 Answers Dec 4, 2011

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Geez, I almost injured myself laughing---

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LMAO Neddy

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thanks! i liked that one

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nice!

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ROTFL!!!

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Freakin' FUNNY!!...spit my lemonade onto my screen wit that one!! Heheheh!

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Nice :-) Good one.

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that is a great one.......

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