As I sat at the traffic lights, a policeman drove up beside me and said; "Step out please, sir"...
"Is there a problem, officer?" I replied.
"I have reason to believe you're drunk, sir." He said.
"Drunk?!" I laughed. "I'm just an honest, hard working bloke trying to get home".
"Well sir." He replied. "You're not going to get very far in that wheelie bin, are you..?"