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As the Goddess of Restraint, how should I punish those who have started eating their eggs before Easter SUNDAY?

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    HStoner - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by HStoner Apr 6th, 2012 at 1:02PM

    Tactical nuclear weapons?

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  1. katarina4269 - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by katarina4269 Apr 6th, 2012 at 1:54PM

    I actually think that's a proportional response...

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11 Answers to "As the Goddess of Restraint, how should I punish those who have started eating their eggs before Easter SUNDAY?"

  1. EnternalSoul - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by EnternalSoul Apr 6th, 2012 at 11:44AM

    Lace several of the eggs with a potent laxative ... should be an interesting day

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  2. katarina4269 - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by katarina4269 Apr 6th, 2012 at 11:46AM

    MWHAHAHAHA, good, if slightly evil, plan

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  3. EnternalSoul - 46-50 years old - male

    Reply by EnternalSoul Apr 6th, 2012 at 11:48AM

    It`s done in the best possible taste :D

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  4. siamul - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by siamul Apr 6th, 2012 at 11:40AM

    Give them terrible gas.

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  5. katarina4269 - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by katarina4269 Apr 6th, 2012 at 11:45AM

    But that would mean everyone runs away and lets them finish all the chocolate by themselves??

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  6. monkeynut - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by monkeynut Apr 7th, 2012 at 3:09AM

    Just punish them anyway; they deserve it!

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  7. katarina4269 - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by katarina4269 Apr 7th, 2012 at 3:41AM

    you love that more than chocolate eh? XXX

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  8. monkeynut - 41-45 years old - male

    Reply by monkeynut Apr 7th, 2012 at 4:06AM

    ...only if your doing it! Failing that, the chocolate..

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  9. Osiris96 - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by Osiris96 Apr 6th, 2012 at 11:54AM

    For males, one ball off per three eggs eaten. For females, five lashes per buttock.

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  10. katarina4269 - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by katarina4269 Apr 6th, 2012 at 11:59AM

    whooo kinky ;)

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  11. Osiris96 - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by Osiris96 Apr 6th, 2012 at 12:00PM

    It's Easter! We'll soon be hopping around and... like rabbits!

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  12. pinkyy2001 - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by pinkyy2001 Apr 6th, 2012 at 11:48AM

    make them eat all of the eggs that are left over and sit around for a week after

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  13. katarina4269 - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by katarina4269 Apr 6th, 2012 at 11:55AM

    Pinky you are indeed a Master of this game. Yes. Like in Mr Greedy (do you have the Mr Men in America?)

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  14. pinkyy2001 - 36-40 years old - male

    Reply by pinkyy2001 Apr 6th, 2012 at 11:59AM

    i dont know what mr greedy is but i think the american equal would be hungry hungry hippos a game with a board and 4 plastic hippos operated by a handle that when press opens the mouth to eat marbles the most marbles wins

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  15. 2011A - 51-55 years old - female

    Posted by 2011A Apr 6th, 2012 at 11:48AM

    Make them FLY A KITE! Yeah, that outta do it!

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  16. katarina4269 - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by katarina4269 Apr 6th, 2012 at 11:57AM

    Before or after dancing on the rooftops with chimney sweeps? Just wondering what happened to you as a kid that made kite flying seem such a punishment (sorry if its painful)

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  17. 2011A - 51-55 years old - female

    Reply by 2011A Apr 6th, 2012 at 12:00PM

    Hey, I love your first sentence! I was just joking! Chill, girl!

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  18. diewasseratte - 61-65 years old - female

    Posted by diewasseratte Apr 6th, 2012 at 11:46AM

    In the spirit of the season, restrain yourself from punishment and replenish their stores.

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  19. katarina4269 - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by katarina4269 Apr 6th, 2012 at 11:58AM

    :) I'm a mean Goddess.... its for their own good!!!

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  20. diewasseratte - 61-65 years old - female

    Reply by diewasseratte Apr 6th, 2012 at 12:20PM

    Nuh,uh! Chocolate is for our own good. Mean Goddesses get onion skins in their Easter baskets. :D

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  21. hellfromabove - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by hellfromabove Apr 6th, 2012 at 11:41AM

    How you turn down a Cadberry Omlet

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  22. katarina4269 - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by katarina4269 Apr 6th, 2012 at 11:44AM

    You MUST! A man of your calibre surely could?

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  23. hellfromabove - 56-60 years old - male

    Reply by hellfromabove Apr 6th, 2012 at 12:08PM

    Two things that I can not resist,Redheads and Cadberry Eggs

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  24. firstminister - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by firstminister Apr 6th, 2012 at 11:51AM

    change from the Goddess of Restraint

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  25. katarina4269 - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by katarina4269 Apr 6th, 2012 at 11:53AM

    Ahhh yes, to the Goddess of the Fire Wellies. I'll stomp them then. Bash bash

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  26. firstminister - 56-60 years old - male

    Reply by firstminister Apr 6th, 2012 at 11:58AM

    That is bad could I suggest mischieve

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  27. badgirlsCLuB11 - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by badgirlsCLuB11 Apr 6th, 2012 at 11:48AM

    no restrains
    give out the chocolate damn it

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  28. katarina4269 - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by katarina4269 Apr 6th, 2012 at 11:54AM

    BAD badgirl..... good things come to those who wait!

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