That I can't make everyone happy no matter how hard I try.
Am I old? Already??
Life's pretty good!
Prepare always, be patient, be kind and have high standards.
That half of everything that I thought I knew was not much of anything at all.
people are more batsh
People are more BatSh!t crazy than I first thought.
I've realized how much of life is simple chance. I may be a deviation, but at least I'm a *standard* deviation.
not getting any younger
Idiots are in charge.