Umm, hello? Yes, I was wondering if you knew where my uncle Kieth stashed his money because he carked it before I could get it out of him?
Hmm, mine didn't have a tree of his own. Fish. He liked fish. You know, those pointless things that flit about a tank of water in a random and dreary way. I gave them to my ex girlfriend because they were starting to look a bit gammy with some kind of funk that they had going on. Everytime I went to see if he'd fallen ill or taken a tumble I would find him sitting in front of his damn fishes saying stuff like "worth a bob or two these are, you know" while tapping the side of his nose. Yeah, I hope my ex is driven mad by their incessant staring and blob-blobbing.
Wait! Hang on a bloody minute...*penny begins to slowly drop*..fish....worth a bob or two....OH CRAP! Oh my ex is going to rub this right in my face.
Can I ask another question please? Do you know the number of a really really good lawyer who specializes in financial disputes? I've dropped a clanger here. It's my ex, see, she's a right vindictive cow who will take this one to the matt, believe you me. She once nastied our regular taxi driver because I bought her a new Beemer but forgot to pay the road tax. That's why she's my ex. HELP!!
*ambles off while roaring panic-induced abuse at randoms that are within earshot*
Do you see me having a large financial windfall soon.....maybe a few million $?
I see this type of question often. Why did you ask this?
why do men who think they are cute think they are above everybody
What is the secret of the 39 steps?
Yes definitely! lol
I am helping a client who is in financial trouble can you arrange lower payments