Are you on the verge of tears?
How are you?
Not bad for a biological being.
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Do you prefer to wear stockings or pantyhose?
Bare legs! Nice! Thanks!
How beautiful are my eyes?
Imagine a bit harder and then tell me. Hint: they are blue.
I think you meant: "so wonderful they should be illegal".