Where r u from?
ever squirt? how?
I see you like coffee. Do you have a favorite brand or type of coffee?
mocha's are tasty! I tend to go more for flavoured lattes myself.
Did Bin Laden poo in his pants when he saw the Navy Seals in his bedroom?
How do you deal with hot flashes mood swings from menopause?
Why should I?
Do you have a single, aunt, cousin, much older sister?
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
I am the walrus, coo coo catchoo.
Why did you choose that user name?
where is your laundry basket
dont tell anyone but me it is Chris Kringle who needs a little jingle and Mrs. Claus says Santa only **** once a year
are you a man in a womans body?