Climbing to top of oil refinery a la James Cagney and waving gun shouting "Top of the World, Ma!"
Fighting in court for justice.
I imagine my sphincters will all relax and I'll let loose one giant wet fart.
A high-speed hearse to the crematorium 'burn-up', with Pink Floyds 'Comfortably Numb' track playing at full volume through massive speakers, endless alcohol flows, while all my family & friends party the night away! lol :-)
A small farewell party with those closest to me so that I can thank each one for the gift of their friendship. Liquor will be served. Tears will be shed.
smoke the biggest fattest joint in the world and break the guinness book of world records for it
State funeral at Westminister Abbey.
Death... I would imagine. Just like everyone else.