Don't worry I got this ****!!!<br />
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I've watched Top Gun heaps of times............<br />
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Just put on that Highway to the danger zone song and I'm set to fly this mo fo like a boss!

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I got one eye but I will give it a shot.

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One eyed pilot - lol

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*starts drinking heavily* It was nice knowing you lot

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whats wrong with the co-pilot??? bags first parachute

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She is working with me at the moment - lol

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WAIT he's not dead he just passed out from lack of vodka. is there a bartender on board. :)

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MOVE IT...!!!! WONDER CAT COMING THROUGH... who's my co pilot...that you Neddy??

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Your so low I can hear this on the ground oh boy! you need a lot more than that!!

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He was a passenger.

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get the blonde in back row

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Flip switch to auto pilot if the co-pilot is dead too!

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Russian ?? Call Poutine

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