Don't worry I got this ****!!!
I've watched Top Gun heaps of times............
Just put on that Highway to the danger zone song and I'm set to fly this mo fo like a boss!
I got one eye but I will give it a shot.
*starts drinking heavily* It was nice knowing you lot
whats wrong with the co-pilot??? bags first parachute
Don't worry, I got this everyone. Someone get me my beer helmet too.
WAIT he's not dead he just passed out from lack of vodka. is there a bartender on board. :)
MOVE IT...!!!! WONDER CAT COMING THROUGH... who's my co pilot...that you Neddy??
you will find me in the little black box, they always look for that first
Your so low I can hear this on the ground oh boy! you need a lot more than that!!
He was a passenger.
I thought stewardesses were trained to not really fly a plane, but to at least learn how to land one. Don't they have a checklist er something to look at in situations like this.
get the blonde in back row
Flip switch to auto pilot if the co-pilot is dead too!
Russian ?? Call Poutine