It's the death of Sam I am
Was it eggs or the ham?
Found passed out, bathroom floor
That's what happens when you do more.

Green ham and those eggs
But the question that I beg
Was is swallowed or it's smoked
Then his death, it was no joke

Would I do Green eggs and Ham
Look what it did to Sam I Am.
He just went way over his head
And Dr Seuss pronounced him dead?

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EPIC! XD

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It's Sam Iam. He got depressed after all his friends refused to share his green eggs and ham. Poor guy!

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What does the fox say ?

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They blame President Barack Obama for his leniency on the quote "drug addicted and degenerate" middle and lower class people of America.

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Not the News, the one he was with in the box...

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Oh, it barked slightly like a dog.

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Man oh man..Sam and those green eggs and ham. If only he would of chosen the spam.

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Then he wouldn't have died on the can :( poor poor poor Sam Iam.

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