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Posted by jarujammer Feb 17th, 2012 at 7:47PM
Two men are drinking in the bar on top of the Empire State Building. The first man tells the second one that there's a draft created because the building is so high, and if you jump over the edge the draft will blow you right back to the top. The second guy naturally is skeptical. The first man is adamant, so the second guy asks him to demonstrate, and the first guy agrees. They go over to the side of the building, and the first guy jumps over, and starts falling, 10, 20, 30, 40 stories... then starts to slow down, then comes to a complete top, then starts slowly rising, and eventually is set right back down on the roof. The second guy says, "Wow! I've got to try that!" So he jumps over the edge and starts falling, 10, 20, 30, 40 stories... then 50, 60, 70, etc. and then SPLAT. Then the bartender says, "You know Superman, you're a real azzhole when you're drunk."
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Posted by betaguy Feb 17th, 2012 at 7:46PM
Interesting question - I could never figure out when they teamed up why Superman needed Batman. I mean he's invulnerable. Super man has it all over batman super-power wise. And I guess when it comes right down to it I'd rather be Superman. But Batman is more realistc. SO I don't know I think in the end I'd rather be Spider Man
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Reply by artbandit Feb 17th, 2012 at 7:54PM
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Reply by betaguy Feb 18th, 2012 at 7:23AM
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Posted by cpthaddock Feb 17th, 2012 at 8:06PM
Holy crap, it's the 60's Batman for me
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Posted by strsoccerman Feb 17th, 2012 at 7:51PM
And of course both Batman and Superman advertisements appear on the right hand side of my screen... Pure coincidence.
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Reply by Snapple10 Feb 17th, 2012 at 7:53PM
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Posted by LennonLover Feb 17th, 2012 at 7:51PM
Batman. Cause hes so fliipin awesome and he doesnt even have super powers.
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Posted by 151rby Feb 17th, 2012 at 7:51PM
Those are like my two least-favorite superheroes...I guess Superman because he actually has superpowers.
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Reply by Snapple10 Feb 17th, 2012 at 7:53PM
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Reply by 151rby Feb 17th, 2012 at 7:56PM
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Posted by ZZ00ZZ Feb 17th, 2012 at 7:46PM
Supermans nothing but a ***** in my eyes. Batman had no super powers and still kicked ***.
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Posted by Vessa Feb 17th, 2012 at 7:45PM
Superman.
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Posted by MissWood Feb 17th, 2012 at 7:45PM
Batman forever!!
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Posted by inthebelljar Feb 17th, 2012 at 7:45PM
batman, he's got skills.. superman is just an alien..
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Reply by ImJeff2 Apr 20th, 2012 at 4:20AM
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Posted by Hellen1516 Feb 17th, 2012 at 7:44PM
batman :)
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Posted by MikeWinther Feb 17th, 2012 at 7:44PM
Guys in tights
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