I was with Jude Law that night...he said to keep it secret...

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I'll tell you where you were and who you were with- you got the straight- and ditch the wings- too easy to pick out of a line up

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Maybe I should just fly skyward...? *eyes exit*

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Okay as you have brought this up, do you remember that party we both attended way back in 1990? Remember we both got a little drunk.......? The quintuplets are actually yours, ooops! <br />
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One day you'll look back at this moment and laugh.......

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You don't need a lawyer- we need a reality show- I'm a chick

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Call Maury Povich, LOL.

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I'm not wearing a weave for you to pull out

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No, that's Jerry Springer, LOL.

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do you really want to know all the details?

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Yeah- how else can I blackmale you if you don't pay me enormous retainer?

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well let me get the video tape

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Again Kid- What did we discuss about evidence

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Uh...ye-ah...I guess......uh....my last seven lawyers died very mysterious deaths....

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Bring it

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I cant pay you if we dont win

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I can't help you if you don't pay me. So knock over a liquor store &amp; I'll give you a 2 for 1 deal

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Btw what are your credentials?

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I am the girl who grew up on the wrong side of the tracks.

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Right- a Pretty Woman make over it is

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what was the question again?

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I'm not repeting myself

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Would I lie to you? Look at this face! Would I?

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It's not me you need to convince. I get paid to believe you.

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Naw--you get paid to find us innocent. ;)

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Sure they won't tell you every thing but f they have wright they will tell you every thing

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I'll get wright on that

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Well Yeah..!!!!!...THE TRUETH...lol

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A talking dog-can you put your paw on the Bible?

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You ain't never heard the phrase.."you lying dog"...lol

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Full retainer up front- and no crapping in my office

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yea, that I enjoy drinking beer and want that case back...

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fkkkn hilarious-

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Pretty sure I wrote everything I know on teh sheet.. but be free to ask me anything in case it jogs the mind open :)

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1. Name
2. Addresses
Home:
Business:
4. Which address should attorney's billings be sent to?
5. Telephone numbers
Home:
Work: What days and times should work number be used?
Fax number
Which telephone number should be used for messages?
6. Employer
7. Occupation
8. Date and place of birth
9. Driver's license number
10. Social security number
11. United States citizen? Immigration status:
12. Spouse's information
Name
Date and place of birth
Date of marriage
Address, if different
Work address
Home telephone number, if different
Work telephone number What days and hours should work number be used?
13. Insurance information
Name of insurance agent
Home insurance coverage
Vehicle insurance coverage
Medical insurance coverage
Other
14. What are the names of any other lawyers you have ever consulted regarding this case?
15. Describe any papers you been served with concerning this case
16. Describe any documents you have relating to this case.
17. Do you have access to your files or papers relating to this case?
18. Identify any witnesses or people with knowledge of the facts of this case.
19. Describe any statements you have made to anyone concerning this case?
20. How did you choose our firm?

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Yup. I sent all that info on Registered Mail yesterday :D

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And the check? I all to often have been compelled to get adjournments waiting for "Mr. Green" to arrive

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It's in the mail too lol

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This aint my first waltz Matilda

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Case is about a failure to pay.You take your chances.

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Well then, let me introduce you to my junior associate. Ms. Ibsmith prefers to be called Sue-Sue. She bills out at substantially less than me and we have high hopes she'll pass the next bar exam. Fifth times the charm, right Sue-Sue. *giggles*

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Who do I make the "check" out to?

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I prefer cash but if you must: BabzEsq24LLC

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Cash?? NEVER!! Oh,and I post dat my checks.

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I'll post date you release from custody. How's Bubbah doin'? Heard he really misses his last "roommate"-the one with the perty mouth.

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Did you order the code red?!

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HEY! I'll be asking the Qs around her- You have the right to remain silent and I strongly suggest you use it

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I don't have to answer.

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I want the truth!

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You can't handle the truth!!

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