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Best Simpsons quote?

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Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
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Other 19 Answers to Best Simpsons quote?


snarkbite
Posted Nov 6th, 2009 at 7:12PM
"Beer, the solution and the cause to all life's problems"
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Egoberd
Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 12:23AM
Ralph- "It tastes like burning"
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OldGroupiesNeverD
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Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 12:23AM
"Bart! Wanna see my new chainsaw and hockey mask?!?"
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Debra27
Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 4:52AM
Marge-

"It's really easy to criticize...."

Homer-
"...and fun, too."
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nunyabuziness
Posted Nov 6th, 2009 at 7:13PM
Simpsons did it!! ....oh wait...
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pickynancy1234
Posted Nov 6th, 2009 at 7:13PM
"Look who it is, 'Mr. I don't need alcohol to enjoy life.'"
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booradley
Posted Nov 6th, 2009 at 7:12PM
"Mmm.... sacralicious."
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Abbeyrhode
Posted Nov 6th, 2009 at 6:55PM
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!
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LonelyYiska
Posted Nov 6th, 2009 at 6:25PM
"Give me an F, give me an ART."
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ReeceH
Posted Nov 6th, 2009 at 6:29PM
"Here at Scorpio corporation we don't believe in walls...... I didn't even give you my coat"
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DrewBerry
Posted Nov 6th, 2009 at 6:31PM
"Homer no function beer well without."
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Katfather
Posted Nov 6th, 2009 at 6:31PM
''Good-bye''
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Shuhak
Posted Nov 6th, 2009 at 6:36PM
D'oh!!!
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chellybelly
Posted Nov 6th, 2009 at 6:36PM
doh
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clumsy57
Posted Nov 6th, 2009 at 6:46PM
The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty ...that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you!! Damn you all to hell !!!
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Tyrrmack
Posted Nov 6th, 2009 at 7:53PM
*Homer looking into the stars at night* "I wish God were alive to see this."
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solopodal
Posted Nov 6th, 2009 at 9:19PM
D'ohh!!!
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LizardKing
Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 12:07AM
Lisa: I’m going to become a vegetarian.
Homer: Does that mean you’re not going to eat any pork?”
Lisa: Yes
Homer: Bacon?
Lisa: Yes Dad
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: Dad all those meats come from the same animal
Homer: Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!
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RobertHedrock
Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 4:53AM
HOMER: Lisa, just because I don't care doesn't mean that I don't understand.
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