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Old school

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ah yes old school...this one would work like a charm.

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You beat me to it !

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it's ok..feel free to try this one too ;)

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Talk to God and act like he's talking back.

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Talk to your hand

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...haha yeah, or an imaginary friend.

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Or actually vomit.

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yea i guess that works too

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haha...this ones a for sure win! :-)

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Tell everyone you have a new strain of swine flu

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LOL that would work

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Comment on everyone as they step in. Then try to get others involved by asking their opinion. No one wants to be put on the spot like that so they will gladly get off asap.

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hmmm..original..i do believe this will work!

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If it doesn't work be prepared to get your *** kicked!

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ADD JASON VORHEES

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Lol. This is a day dream and a half for me.. I know how sick huh? I like to stand by the doors and face everyone and start talking and if I am with someone, ill mention a highly contagious rash they just saw the Dr. About and watch people just squirm.. I love my job!

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spoiled chicken cooked to 60%, eaten 1 hour before, shorts with no undies(bring baby whipes and a change of clothes)shazam!

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Lol...please don't tell me you have tried this.

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no but went to family dinner once, eat real rare prime rib, had accident in restaruant bathroom, wasn't pretty, had to leave me undies behind the toilet(sorry clean up crew) my ex asked me when we got home 1st why are you not wearing boxers and why were you gone so long at dinner, thought you got mad_hey why are you not wearing undies, want to know now! she thoght i got a piece in the bathroom for the waitress, tooj a while to make her u/s what happened, then she told the whole family, wasn't a keeper moment.

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lol...no def not a keeper.

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grenade

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That's MY line.

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hehe well, you used another one, so i used this one :P

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Let one rip !

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I could be rude and say fart but i'm not going to.

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start pretending like you're going to throw up

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get the damn door to open

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Put on the elevator repair man uniform.

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Then as u step onto it say, "finally! This is elevator 3 correct? Yes, I'm here to clean up the human remains...watch your feet"

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