Best/worst pick up line you've heard that really made you LOL :D
13 Answers to "Best/worst pick up line you've heard that really made you LOL :D"
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The one that made an impression on me:
Him: You're beautiful....will you have my children?
Me *looking quizzically*: Ummmm......huh?
Him: No, really...they're outside in the car...will you take them?
I've never forgotten that one!! hahaLike (5)
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does this rag smell of chloroform
Grab your coat you've pulled
Hey baby are you tired cause you've been running through my mind all evening
Want to use my mobile to tell your Momma you wont be home tonight ?Like (4)
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The last one sounds like Johnny Bravo too. xDLike (1)
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Iv got a knife get in the van , works every time lol..
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Classic :')Like (1)
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A woman use a pickup line on me? You make me laugh. You honestly think a guy hanging out with me can pick up a woman? You underestimate the dark cloud I am. I have literally shut down men that picked up women regularly. I'm like female kryptonite.
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You just ain't found the right one. =]
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If it was worth bothering to know me, you'd realize there is no right one for me.
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for me : Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
for him: Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
hahahahaha. :DLike (3)
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ooooooh I love that 2nd oneLike (1)
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Your parents must be retarded!!! 'Cuz you're really "special"!
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A woman once grabbed my left hand and asked why I wasn't wearing a wedding ring.
I thought she was accusing me of trying to pick up chicks.
But she said, "All the great guys like you are always taken."
Kinda dumb, but I liked it!Like (3)
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cute...
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Saw it here on EP the other day. I laughed so ******* hard, dude.
"Hey baby, did you fart? Cause you blow me away."
The best part is, that would so work on me. xDLike (3)
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haha....how about: "Hey, I left a ******* at your place...you mind if I come by and get it?"
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Haha! That's kinda sexy...
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I don't hear pick up lines a lot. I do get a lot of restraining orders though so if you have a question on that......
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I was at a club a while back when a lovely looking girl wandered over and leaned in close before saying "i need you , my boyfriend is getting off with some other girl can I kiss you to make him jealous ?"
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I told ya to keep those eyes covered, you must have been flashin the baby blues!Like (1)
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I always wear shades when I go clubbing lol
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"wanna come back to my place for a beer and ****?"/"no"/"wassamatta? u don't like beer?"
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You're so hot you're smoking....Iliterally laughed out load at that one.
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Best Answer (Chosen by Voting):
Posted by UnluckyLassie 1 Jan 9th, 2013 at 10:26AM
More like most messed up pick up line ever, had me in hysterics though.
"Is your name Pepper because you can....you're pretty.....no...it's gone, something about a table...do you wanna drink?"
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