Well there a number of people who are going to need to be duct taped to their chairs to start off the extravaganza. I also hired a clown. A really angry, sarcastic clown who's been drinking all morning. I got him cheap.

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oh what an extravaganza this will be schmorky!...you always have the best ideas. :-)

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I had a feeling you'd want in on my scheme.

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of course...anytime there's mischief, I'm in!

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Tape my car's bumper back on.

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Who says I'm working?

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exactly!...duct taping stuff is fun...never boring like work.

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Yessssss..........got anything that needs.........securing?

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not off hand, but am sure I can find something.

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I'm always willing to lend a helping hand

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skys the limit, you know poeple make bikinis out of duct tape.

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...true, and if you're cheap, a thong bikini would be the better choice!

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ohh yes(just for women though) make sure the beave is shaven so no ouchies when removed. good thinking

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Like artic said, wrap up my arms and hands.

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Duct tape the customer's door shut, maybe.

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wrap my arms and knuckles in it. tape each customer's mouth shut. hold a fight club in the back of the store where everyone can wrap their knuckles

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I can see how this could alleviate the bordem. :-)

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i keep trying to get people to come but no one will fight with me :(

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I'm sure someone will trick and send in the boss...would you like that?

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sure, as long as i get to have fun :)

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At my work sometimes we patch up million dollar equipment with duct tape. lol

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ah this is a sign of the times....

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Yea but the stuff just works sometimes in a fix

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Save it for later.

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make a play house for the kids

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