Santa kills bad children with a hammer.
God will punish you if you don't listen to your parents. It wasn't till I had kids that I understood the true power of Santa Claus and God.
"I love you" Lol I hate little kids bahahahah,only the annoying ones
there's good in everyone
Lately.. since I can't remember too far back... "Nope, this is the only flavor cookie you can have."
Some fat old git who lives at the north pole would bring him a bike on a flying sleigh pulled by a reindeer with a red nose
I said I would attend an exam....heh heh heh
not all love hurts
I have candy in my car.
"... and they lived happily ever after."
Arkansas is a great place to live - as we pack up and move from LA