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999LAURA 999LAURA 26-30, F 15 Answers Sep 27, 2012 in Community

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Ahhhh....RUN....it's the EP Blender Killer!!!

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Blender's not home right now, would you like to speak to Magic Bullet?

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i just blended my **** tail

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Blender Poetry



I love the excellent chink-chink-chinking ice against metal sound that it makes

when it pulverizes ice cubes.



I love the way the frost creeps up the side of the steel container when I'm

blending something cold.



I love the way the heavy-duty rubber and steel parts don't twist or click, they

drop into place with a solid thunk.



I love its nifty industrial, cold war, "I could survive a nuclear holocaust"

50's appearance.



I love that it has a toggle switch, something sorely lacking on most 21st

century appliances.



I love that it weighs enough to remain totally motionless even when I throw in a

frozen watermelon and a handful of rocks.



I love that it crushes ice into silk.



I love that I have never found a lump in my Myoplex.



...sigh



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That fad was over days ago.

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Not working..

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badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom

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THAT'S IT HAND OVER THE LIGHTER. LAURA I'M TALKING TO YOU. WAIT OH COME ON NOW DON'T SWALLOW THE LIGHTER, SPIT THAT OUT

I SWEAR YOU WEAR ME OUT

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nooooooooo , not again ! , lol

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yea its ok sweety u just needed to get it out of ur system u ll feel better now :P

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slush x 100

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Thats my favorite song :)

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Good to know we're back where we started.

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