Have a glass of water, it may help.
What type of sammich ? ;)
ME!!....Please......Waiiiit a minute! Why can't you eat it....did you drop it in something icky!?
Haha, well it's a good job you cant eat the sandwich :p But so do I now, so I'll pass thanks.
Is that really mayo?
Sorry, I don't eat food I don't prepare...
Does it contain bacon?
What kind of sandwich?
No thanks. But I appreciate the offer.
Does it have mold?