No time like the present.

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If my girlfriend had her laptop in bed posting about what I am doing, I might ask her exactly which girlfriend she is as well.

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lol

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Its an iPad, and I do it because he snores and I can't sleep

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Then you're due for a change.

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Maybe... But he goes to work at 5am and I sleep then.... Plus, I like my Internet time

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Take his wallet first.

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Put a pillow over the comedians head and don't let go until he stops kicking. Now THAT'S funny

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tell him the one that appreciates his stupidity. I didn't tell you this.

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Slap him while he's too sleepy to move out of the way!

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Punch his balls and then find yourself a better man.

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Can you point me in the direction of one? Lol

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Right here. :)

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just remind him you grew up on a working farm

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Haha. He knows this... He calls me his hillbilly!

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If you do it in your sleep, you just might get away with it...

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sorry. but i just lol'd .

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Thanks! The compassion is overwhelming :-)

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call out his besties name next time your doing your thing....

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No way, his best mate is 22stone... I couldn't even pretend I'd go there! Lol

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his brother then... c'mon get creative

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Haha... Maybe....

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This is not going to end well!

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I think he was just dreaming about having another gf... Bless.... Haha

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I like his style <br />
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Cut his NUTS off slowing

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Real talk. Kick him out of bed,

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well which one are you?

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Wait a minute, you let your boyfriend stay the night? Where does your husband sleep or is that just my problem? Mam always said, "Keep a pair and a spare."

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Haha. I should take that advice... :-)

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Pretending to be someone else would be hot

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He's back to being sleepy so I can't even do that!

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