my breakfast takes an hour to complete alot of messing around with good food and a long healthy smoothie at the end so mine in bed is impossible
If I make you breakfast in bed all I need is a simple "Thank-You" and none of that "How did you get in my house" nonsense.
Well first I have to properly stalk you, naturally, so I may find where you live to begin with. And learn how to cook.. It's the little things that count.
You'll say that until you taste my cooking. On second thought, perhaps I'll drop by Ihop..
Geez, you're asking a lot here. But hey, a vacation! I expect to have some hot chocolate waiting for me when I get there.
That grin must be worth a LOT. Hey, you said you wanted breakfast and I can manage that. All I ask for is a drink. You're a good host aren't you? Plus my grin will be priceless.
I'll stop by Florida and get some oranges and make fresh orange juice, but this hot chocolate better be the best hot chocolate in town. And you may need to answer the door. By now my hands are getting quite full.
What do I look like your personal cook? Get your *** out of bed and make your own damn food. :P